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Trash Talk Black and White Greeting Cards
Trash Talk Black and White Greeting Cards
Trash Talk Black and White Greeting Cards
Trash Talk Black and White Greeting Cards
Trash Talk Black and White Greeting Cards
Trash Talk Black and White Greeting Cards
Trash Talk Black and White Greeting Cards
Trash Talk Black and White Greeting Cards
Trash Talk Black and White Greeting Cards
Trash Talk Black and White Greeting Cards
Trash Talk Black and White Greeting Cards
Trash Talk Black and White Greeting Cards

Trash Talk Black and White Greeting Cards

$3.95

Humorous Greeting Cards with Vintage Photos

Outside: If your joints are stiff...Inside: You're probably just rolling them too tight

Outside: Another 365 Days...  Inside:  since you fell out of that vagina

Outside: You are my sunshine and my rain... Inside: basically, you make me hot and wet.

Outside:  In my next life I'm coming back with money and good looks...Inside: instead of all this "sparkling personality" bullshit.

Outside: I wish you peace, love and good health.  Inside: Actually I wish you many bottles of wine, some great sex and cake! Happy Birthday!

Outside: Friends offer advice and wisdom.  Inside: Best Friends show up with vodka, superhero costumes, glitter and bacon.

Outside: Wrinkle, wrinkle little star...Inside: I'll never tell how old you are!

Outside: The only way to fight Father Time...Inside: is with Mother Make-up, and Sister Spanx! Happy Birthday!

Outside: When I was born, I was given a choice...a big dick or a good memory  Inside: I don't remember what I chose! Happy Birthday Big Boy!

Outside: Don't make excuses for nasty people... Inside: you can't put a flower in an asshole and call it a vase.