$3.95
Humorous Greeting Cards with Vintage Photos
Outside: If your joints are stiff...Inside: You're probably just rolling them too tight
Outside: Another 365 Days... Inside: since you fell out of that vagina
Outside: You are my sunshine and my rain... Inside: basically, you make me hot and wet.
Outside: In my next life I'm coming back with money and good looks...Inside: instead of all this "sparkling personality" bullshit.
Outside: I wish you peace, love and good health. Inside: Actually I wish you many bottles of wine, some great sex and cake! Happy Birthday!
Outside: Friends offer advice and wisdom. Inside: Best Friends show up with vodka, superhero costumes, glitter and bacon.
Outside: Wrinkle, wrinkle little star...Inside: I'll never tell how old you are!
Outside: The only way to fight Father Time...Inside: is with Mother Make-up, and Sister Spanx! Happy Birthday!
Outside: When I was born, I was given a choice...a big dick or a good memory Inside: I don't remember what I chose! Happy Birthday Big Boy!
Outside: Don't make excuses for nasty people... Inside: you can't put a flower in an asshole and call it a vase.
